Jim Pharis, Sure to Offend (Independent)

Jim Pharis’ Sure to Offend is a bit like his neighbor’s answer to why he has so many guns, on the song “Gun Rag”: nonchalant, cryptic, almost unwound and perhaps a bit jilted.

jimphariscdSure to Offend’s cuts are live, non-overdubbed tracks of just Pharis and his guitar, with him utilizing his raw fingerpicking style to weave tales of his life (or an imagined one) into vignettes and half-indictments of the state of the current nation. In the end, Pharis seems like that neighbor you try to avoid in the driveway because you just know he’s going to suck you into another black hole conversation.

A self-described songster, Pharis does not have the best vocals in the world—or even the room—but his honest, no-frills songwriting is not ignorant to how to spin a good yarn. He’s not exactly humorous but pretty witty. Instrumentals like “Mister Slippy” and “Convent Street Strut,” on the other hand, showcase his guitar abilities.

Left to right or perhaps in the middle, Pharis is seemingly telling you what’s on his mind. The high water mark of the conversation is the title track, on which he says even if you just say you love cabbage you are sure to offend the anti-cabbage crowd. It’s enough to make him drink—saying that’s all he wants to do on “Whiskey.”

Even though it has its moments here and there, the highlights on Sure to Offend are few and far between.