What did you order today?
I wanted to order something dashing, something I couldn’t pronounce so I got the Nopales and Camarones Tacos.
Nopales is cactus. Have you had cactus before?
Nope. I’m just trying to impress you. I want to look sophisticated. I’m also trying to ween off meat right now so I wanted to see if the cactus speaks to me.
The power just went out. What should we do now?
Let’s eat this cactus and sing some songs and wait until it’s too hot in here that we’ll need to take off all our clothes.
Did the cactus speak to you?
Yes. We’re dating now.