On the 11th of August, Messrs. M— and J— took to speaking with one Miss Q—, formerly of various gentlemen’s clubs located on Rue Bourbon. Miss Q— has given up her life of leisure and was at liberty to discuss the comings and goings of the local “entertainment” industry with the authors. The following is, to the best of their recollection, the content of that conversation.

Miss Q—, why did you start dancing?

I was really lazy and had a lot of credit ca...