Thanks to the ever-increasing popularity of the paleo diet, our Neanderthal ancestors are basking in the glow of pop cultural relevance for the first time since Brendan Fraser’s epic performance in Encino Man.

In an effort to create a modern day version of primal living, many millennials have adopted a strict routine of crossfit workouts fueled by grass fed beef, cauliflower rice and zucchini noodles. At Primitivo, Adolfo Garcia and his merry men play hunter/gatherer in a role inspired by ...