How often do you come here?

I come here a lot. A friend of mine and I decided there should be a sign up front that says “adequate, convenient, open.” The last time I came here I came with a gentleman friend and we got into a fake bar fight, and there were a couple of dudes who thought we were serious. We were just joking around, sucker-punching each other, but the dudes intervened, and it got real weird for a minute.

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