What do you get here?

Always ice cream. Sometimes a cannoli.

How often do you come?

I try to resist coming here all the time. I like ice cream in general.

I have a running joke that when I retire I’m just going to work here, scoop ice cream. Sounds so easy, sounds so simple—I know it’s not, but I like to think it is. That’s what I hope my future job will be:...