It’s the night before the Rolling Stones launch the biggest rock event of 1975—the Tour of the Americas ’75 at LSU in Baton Rouge—and Keith Richards goes down to Rock ’n’ Bowl back when it was upstairs on Carrollton to meet a friend. He’s expecting to get in for free but the woman at the front door is not obliging.

I’m not letting you in for free. It’s five dollars.

I’m Keith Richards!

Alright, will you let me in free to your show tomorrow night in Baton Rouge?
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